IMPORTANT #US POLITICS #POLL

REMEMBER WHEN #OBAMA SAID, "Let me be clear, if you like your #Penis, you can keep your #Penis."?

DID BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA KEEP HIS PROMISE?!??!?

#VOTE AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!!

Before having critical opinions of me, please consider:

- I'm literally Baby
- oof
- Don't
- Very Soft
- Not allowed by Regal Decree (I am a princess)

Bueno...

Me, who grew up in Suharto’s Indonesia, watching the CIA fall to a right-wing coup:

#meme #shitpost #humor https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:474ldquxwzrlcvjhhbbk2wte/post/3ljsbo5gttc2y

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Is exchanging PGP pubkeys considered flirting?

Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew *officially* trolls Donald.

“This Order. It's a wonderful order, it's a beautiful order, this order is pulling American booze off the Liquor Market shelves”

Well played Premier, well played.
#TrollingTrump #TradeWar #CanPoli #CdnPoli #MBPoli #Trump #ShitPost

I prefer them plain.

Yeah, he was a sell-out, but he was entertaining.

Besides, selling out happens more often than it doesn't, especially in punk. ("Rock'n Roll High School", anyone?)

#shitpost

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