Never use a cloud-based phone.
You’ll end up with mist calls.
Never use a cloud-based phone.
You’ll end up with mist calls.
If you need a referee, you can't go wrong with a barbarian. They will judge things ferally.
Here's a #HootinTootinTuesday meme just for you, then...
Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)
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Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.
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St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…
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A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
I thought the #Fleischmann company only made model railway equipment, but interesting to see that they have a history in the 1:1 scale also. #dadJokes
I wrote a book about the first car I ever owned. It’s an auto biography
#nerlingersjokes #puns #dadjokes
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Scientists have discovered that ants don’t get sick...
And it’s all thanks to their anty-bodies.